Positive Thought for the day

I will be trying to put Postivities on daily. A lot of self help authors say to repeat Postivities daily and put them in the present as if it is already a reality not in the future because the subconsious mind will keep what your working toward in the future. So I will be posting Postivities that you can repeat daily

Positivity
Divine order is actively at work in my life and health and happiness are mine today.



The secret of getting ahead is getting started.

-Sally Berger

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor. It's to enjoy each step along the way.

-Wayne Dyer

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself.

-Wayne Dyer

When you squeeze an orange, orange juice comes out - because that's what's inside. When you are squeezed, what comes out is what is inside.

-Wayne Dyer



From the daily motivator

Set joy free
There is great joy within you. Yet all too often your thoughts can keep that joy hidden away. Most of the judgments to which you devote your thoughts do not serve any useful purpose. Worries, resentments, and angry thinking will bring you nothing of real value, and will push joy further away from your awareness.

Let go of those toxic thoughts and allow the joy that's hiding underneath them to shine through. Let go of the need to judge and to strive, and make room in your awareness for joy.

Joy is easy and natural and not something you must struggle for or force. It has been there all along, and will flow easily from you when you allow it.

Let your thoughts benefit from joy instead of using those thoughts to cover up that joy. Allow your actions to be more focused and effective by allowing your own unique joy to be expressed through them.

Set free the joy in your life by letting go of the negativity that you don't need anyway. Set your joy free and let it fill your world.

-- Ralph Marston












Joke

There They Are, Walking Among Us
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount, for each.



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(Oh no those poor mushrooms)

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(watch out someone could slip and fall on that)

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(that will get em to stop being idle)

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(we already knew that)

- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Axe
(now who left that axe laying around where that cow could get hold of it)

- Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
(hmmmm I could of told em that)

- Miners Refuse To Work After Death
(how dare they refuse to work after there dead)

- Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
(hmmmmmm that should cut down on crime)

- Stolen Painting Found By Tree
(good job tree finding that painting)

- Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Counter
(hmmmmmmmmmm I think I would have found a store with a shorter line I dont mind waiting but 18 years is pushing it too far)