Earn Up To $150 an Hour (and more) Working Part or Full Time!
Dear Entrepreneur,
Please read this leter carefully. It is truely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. What you will find are just the facts; no hype. There`s no need for hype because we back eveything we claim the proof!
The first questions you need to answer before reading any further is...
1) Would you like to become financially independent within the next 3 to five years?
2)Would you like to accomplish this working for yourself?
3) Are you willing to work 5 to 10 hours a week performing a simple, easy service that people and businesses urgently need?
If You Answered "Yes" Continue Reading
There is a business called DRY-TECH that has designed and developed a revolutionary new system of "dry cleaning" carpets and upholstery. It offers remarkable benefits to households and business that will completely change their penchant for using these services. We know this as fact from our research and business experience.
The market for our new and unique method of cleaning carpets and upholstery is in the millions. We`ve lined up a vast and varried list of homes and businesses that want and need our services. Here is where you come in ...
Your Opportunity
DRY-TECH urgently needs affiliates (service providers) to meet the growing demand from prospective clients. They are practically giving away business dealerships to people (men or woman) who are seriuos about making $150 an hourworking for themselves.
Before you conjure up thoughts of backbreaking work, long hours lugging cumbersome machines around or moving heavy furniture, let me set you straight! It doesn`t involve any of this! DRY-TECH has invented a superior cleaning process that can be performed with lightweight, compact machines you can store in your car. Not only do they do a superior job over taditional machines, they do it in a fraction of the time! This is an important feature because ...
You charge by the job. That`s why the profit margin is so high. Three hours of work for example, can net you $450. That`s as much or more than many professionals make who spend years in training or at college. You can make this much money starting in a matter of days, not years! DRY-TECH guarantees it !
Requirements For Becoming a Dealer
NONE ! That`s right, none ! You don`t need any experience, specific levels of education, special talents or anything else. Women or men can perform this work equally well because of the light equipment used. DRY-TECH provides you with everything you will need to clean carpets and upholstery the easy "dry way." They also provide FREE personal guidance from a crack team of business experts on any aspect of running your business. Here`s an abbreviated summary of what you will get :
A remarkably simple, instructional program you can learn in the leisure of your own home or appartment. It will get you up, running and making good profits from day one.
You`ll recieve DRY-TECH`s state-of-the-art equipment, supplies and patented cleaning formula that`s revolutioning the carpet cleaning industry.
You`ll get powerful and proven advertising and promotional materials such as PR announcements, flyers, postcard and other business generating tools that will build your customer base fast!
Why This Business CAN`T MISS!
First of all, you`ll be getting the latest, most advanced carpet and upholstery cleaning system ever developed! DRY-TECH`s patented dry cleaning system makes traditional carpet cleaning methos obsolete. You`ll find a "welcome mat" out from every business and home in your area - more business than you can possibly handle.
Second, you`ll be getting a comprehensive, all embracing business plan plus all the marketing materials and supplies you need to start making at least $500 a day (and probably much more) working just part time.
Third, your initial investment is miniscule and insignificant considering the enorous income potential of the business. In addition, it is backed by an unconditioal money back guarantee! You risk nothing! You can`t lose a penny!
You dont have to make a decision about this business now. DRY-TECH wants you to examine it in you own home at your leisure. They will send you a FREE comprehensive 16-page report. This will give you all the facts you need to decide. Simply mail your information to the address indicaded or visit the website. You have absolutely nothing to lose ( and a lot to gain) by checking it out.
Sincerely,
Leonido Nunez
P.S. Dealer openings are strictly limited so time is of the essence. Right now, mail your information or visit the website so you get priority consideration from the list of candidates. DON`T WAIT ! Procastination could leave you on the outside, looking in.
Mail this information for the FREE REPORT
Reveals How To Make At Least $150 an Hour...
From your Home In Spare-Time!
NAME: ______________________________________
ADDRESS : _________________________________________
CITY : _______________________________________________
STATE : _________________________
ZIP : ___________________
Mail to:
DRY-TECH
Attn: Eric Levine, Suite CL20830
8920 Quartz Ave.
Northridge, CA 91324
or visit this website www.drytechsystems.com
use Promotion # or Code # CL20830 so you get priority consideration from the list of candidates.
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Positive Thought for the Day
I will be trying to put Postivities on daily. A lot of self help authors say to repeat Postivities daily and put them in the present as if it is already a reality not in the future because the subconsious mind will keep what your working toward in the future. So I will be posting Postivities that you can repeat daily
Positivity
The more I give, the more I receive, and the happier I feel.
I am a valuable and unique individual. I am loving and powerful. Each
day I get better and better.
I claim my divine inheritance of love, health, success, prosperity and
joy. I have more than enough and share my blessings with others.
"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you
the formula for failure—which is: Try to please everybody."
-- Herbert Bayard Swope
"No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn
starting from scratch. To be successful, we absolutely,
positively have to find people who have already paid the price to
learn the things that we need to learn to achieve our goals."
-- Brian Tracy
What makes 100%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
while hard work and knowledge will get you close,
Attitude will get you ALL THE WAY.
(~by Anonymous)
"Get your eyes, words, and thoughts OFF of what-is,
and put them purely on what you now want. The
more you think and speak of what you want, the faster
what you want will be yours."
(~by Anonymous)
From The Daily Motivator
Get ok
One way to lower your stress level is to get away from it all. Another way is to get ok with it all.
Stress becomes more stressful the more you fight against it. Keep in mind, though, that you don't have to fight it.
You can actually choose to welcome and accept whatever is going on. As soon as you do, you put yourself in a position of power and control.
By accepting the stressful situation instead of running away or fighting, you give yourself more positive options. You become able to make use of whatever is going on and to direct it toward a worthwhile purpose.
Accepting the presence of a difficult situation does not mean that you're in favor of it having it continue. It means that you're ready to clearly see and deal with reality.
Instead of making the stress worse by fighting it, step calmly and confidently forward to make the best of it. Choose not to let it get to you, and you'll be able to accomplish so very much more.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Red Wagon
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures.
Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, "Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?"Jimmy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."
Positivity
The more I give, the more I receive, and the happier I feel.
I am a valuable and unique individual. I am loving and powerful. Each
day I get better and better.
I claim my divine inheritance of love, health, success, prosperity and
joy. I have more than enough and share my blessings with others.
"I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you
the formula for failure—which is: Try to please everybody."
-- Herbert Bayard Swope
"No one lives long enough to learn everything they need to learn
starting from scratch. To be successful, we absolutely,
positively have to find people who have already paid the price to
learn the things that we need to learn to achieve our goals."
-- Brian Tracy
What makes 100%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If:
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
while hard work and knowledge will get you close,
Attitude will get you ALL THE WAY.
(~by Anonymous)
"Get your eyes, words, and thoughts OFF of what-is,
and put them purely on what you now want. The
more you think and speak of what you want, the faster
what you want will be yours."
(~by Anonymous)
From The Daily Motivator
Get ok
One way to lower your stress level is to get away from it all. Another way is to get ok with it all.
Stress becomes more stressful the more you fight against it. Keep in mind, though, that you don't have to fight it.
You can actually choose to welcome and accept whatever is going on. As soon as you do, you put yourself in a position of power and control.
By accepting the stressful situation instead of running away or fighting, you give yourself more positive options. You become able to make use of whatever is going on and to direct it toward a worthwhile purpose.
Accepting the presence of a difficult situation does not mean that you're in favor of it having it continue. It means that you're ready to clearly see and deal with reality.
Instead of making the stress worse by fighting it, step calmly and confidently forward to make the best of it. Choose not to let it get to you, and you'll be able to accomplish so very much more.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Red Wagon
It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures.
Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.
Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, "Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?"Jimmy replied, "I got him from the church."
"And why did you take him?"
With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Positive Thought for the Day
I will be trying to put Postivities on daily. A lot of self help authors say to repeat Postivities daily and put them in the present as if it is already a reality not in the future because the subconsious mind will keep what your working toward in the future. So I will be posting Postivities that you can repeat daily
Positivity
I live and enjoy this moment, here and now.
I radiate peace and love to others.
I open my heart to this moment.
Life is overflowing with the new. But it is necessary to empty out the old to make room for the new to enter.
-Eileen Caddy
"Sooner or later, those who win are those who
think they can."
-Richard Bach
From The Daily Motivator
Mystery
There is extraordinary value in knowledge. And there is also much value in what you do not know.
For in the unknown, there are possibilities that have no restrictions. When contemplating the unknown, your imagination has no limits.
Though the unknown can be frightening, it can also be magnificently beautiful and inspiring. You can put into it whatever you wish.
In the realm of things you do not know, there is plenty of room for the joy of discovery and the enlightenment of learning. There is ample space to dream, to envision, and to grow.
To act as if you already know everything is to deny yourself all the good things that are yet to be imagined and discovered. Mystery gives life a depth and richness that you would not want to be without.
As each moment passes, make good use of all the things you know. And be thankful that you don't know it all.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Too Much Television
Q: How do you know a kid who's watches too much TV?
A: You ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and his answered "AFLAC!"
Did You Ever Wonder?
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Positivity
I live and enjoy this moment, here and now.
I radiate peace and love to others.
I open my heart to this moment.
Life is overflowing with the new. But it is necessary to empty out the old to make room for the new to enter.
-Eileen Caddy
"Sooner or later, those who win are those who
think they can."
-Richard Bach
From The Daily Motivator
Mystery
There is extraordinary value in knowledge. And there is also much value in what you do not know.
For in the unknown, there are possibilities that have no restrictions. When contemplating the unknown, your imagination has no limits.
Though the unknown can be frightening, it can also be magnificently beautiful and inspiring. You can put into it whatever you wish.
In the realm of things you do not know, there is plenty of room for the joy of discovery and the enlightenment of learning. There is ample space to dream, to envision, and to grow.
To act as if you already know everything is to deny yourself all the good things that are yet to be imagined and discovered. Mystery gives life a depth and richness that you would not want to be without.
As each moment passes, make good use of all the things you know. And be thankful that you don't know it all.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Too Much Television
Q: How do you know a kid who's watches too much TV?
A: You ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and his answered "AFLAC!"
Did You Ever Wonder?
- Can you cry under water?
- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
- If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
- Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
- Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
- Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
- What did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
I Know Something Good About You.
Wouldn't this old world be better,
If the folks we meet would say:
I know something good about you,
And then treat us just that way !
Wouldn't it be fine and dandy,
If each hand-clasp warm and true,
Carried with its assurance -
I know something good about you !
Wouldn't things be more pleasant,
If the good that's in all of us,
Were the only things about us,
That folks bothered to recall !
Wouldn't life be lots more happy,
If we praise the good we see !
For there's such a lot of goodness,
In the worst of you and me.
Wouldn't it be nice to practice,
This fine way of thinking too;
You know something good about me,
I know something good about you !
Author Unknown.
I Know Something Good About You.
If the folks we meet would say:
I know something good about you,
And then treat us just that way !
Wouldn't it be fine and dandy,
If each hand-clasp warm and true,
Carried with its assurance -
I know something good about you !
Wouldn't things be more pleasant,
If the good that's in all of us,
Were the only things about us,
That folks bothered to recall !
Wouldn't life be lots more happy,
If we praise the good we see !
For there's such a lot of goodness,
In the worst of you and me.
Wouldn't it be nice to practice,
This fine way of thinking too;
You know something good about me,
I know something good about you !
Author Unknown.
I Know Something Good About You.
Positive Thought for the Day
I will be trying to put Postivities on daily. A lot of self help authors say to repeat Postivities daily and put them in the present as if it is already a reality not in the future because the subconsious mind will keep what your working toward in the future. So I will be posting Postivities that you can repeat daily
Positivity
Today I experience peace and calm.
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-Paul Boese
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
-Robert Orben
From The Daily Motivator
The whole of life
Everything has an influence on everything else. All the seemingly separate aspects of life are tightly intertwined.
When setting priorities and making choices, consider the whole of life. Attempting to play off one thing against another will never work for very long.
When you shortchange one part of your life, other things suffer. When you work to add value somewhere in your world, that value is reflected in other places too.
Eventually, the good, sincere, authentic things you do will exhibit their influence throughout your world. There's a way to live through each experience that will enhance and improve all the other experiences.
Think of your decisions not as discreet events, but rather as interrelated expressions of who you truly are. Realize that each action has an influence that spreads far beyond its original context.
Live as though the universe is connected to itself in ways that you cannot begin to imagine. Know that what you do is not just for here and now, that it contributes everywhere and always to the whole of life.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Stupid
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."
Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Positivity
Today I experience peace and calm.
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-Paul Boese
Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.
-Robert Orben
From The Daily Motivator
The whole of life
Everything has an influence on everything else. All the seemingly separate aspects of life are tightly intertwined.
When setting priorities and making choices, consider the whole of life. Attempting to play off one thing against another will never work for very long.
When you shortchange one part of your life, other things suffer. When you work to add value somewhere in your world, that value is reflected in other places too.
Eventually, the good, sincere, authentic things you do will exhibit their influence throughout your world. There's a way to live through each experience that will enhance and improve all the other experiences.
Think of your decisions not as discreet events, but rather as interrelated expressions of who you truly are. Realize that each action has an influence that spreads far beyond its original context.
Live as though the universe is connected to itself in ways that you cannot begin to imagine. Know that what you do is not just for here and now, that it contributes everywhere and always to the whole of life.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Stupid
A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."
Right away, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Positive Thought for the Day
I will be trying to put Postivities on daily. A lot of self help authors say to repeat Postivities daily and put them in the present as if it is already a reality not in the future because the subconsious mind will keep what your working toward in the future. So I will be posting Postivities that you can repeat daily
Positivity
I feel alive, energetic and ready to take on the world.
"There is no better opportunity to
receive more than to be thankful for what you already have.
Thanksgiving opens the windows of opportunity for ideas to
flow your way."
--Zig Ziglar
From The Daily Motivator
Learn to love
Learn to love the challenges, and you will grow stronger. Learn to love putting forth effort, and you'll find yourself becoming more capable and effective.
Learn to love making a positive contribution, and your life will grow richer. Learn to love being around people who are different than you, and you'll gain many valuable new perspectives.
Learn to love discovering what you do not know, and your knowledge will greatly expand. Learn to love truly listening, and your wisdom will increase.
Learn to love giving, and your life will be blessed. Learn to love being thankful, and you'll know real abundance.
Learn to love the ordinary moments, and you'll find each day filled with warm golden treasures. Learn to love simply being, and you'll rise to a whole new level of awareness.
Learn to love something about each day, and your days will bring rich fulfillment. Learn to love, and you'll know how to live.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
You Know It's Not Going to Be a Good Day When...
- Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
- Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.
- Your pet rock snaps at you.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
- Your income tax refund check bounces.
- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.
Separate Rooms
The Anderson family just moved into their new home when a neighbor asked 5-year-old Tommy Anderson how he liked it.
“It’s great,” Tommy said. “I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad…”
Positivity
I feel alive, energetic and ready to take on the world.
"There is no better opportunity to
receive more than to be thankful for what you already have.
Thanksgiving opens the windows of opportunity for ideas to
flow your way."
--Zig Ziglar
From The Daily Motivator
Learn to love
Learn to love the challenges, and you will grow stronger. Learn to love putting forth effort, and you'll find yourself becoming more capable and effective.
Learn to love making a positive contribution, and your life will grow richer. Learn to love being around people who are different than you, and you'll gain many valuable new perspectives.
Learn to love discovering what you do not know, and your knowledge will greatly expand. Learn to love truly listening, and your wisdom will increase.
Learn to love giving, and your life will be blessed. Learn to love being thankful, and you'll know real abundance.
Learn to love the ordinary moments, and you'll find each day filled with warm golden treasures. Learn to love simply being, and you'll rise to a whole new level of awareness.
Learn to love something about each day, and your days will bring rich fulfillment. Learn to love, and you'll know how to live.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
You Know It's Not Going to Be a Good Day When...
- Your four-year-old wakes you up with the news that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
- Your boss tells you not to bother to remove your coat.
- Your pet rock snaps at you.
- Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
- You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke, and then realize that you don't have a waterbed.
- Your income tax refund check bounces.
- Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-spouse.
Separate Rooms
The Anderson family just moved into their new home when a neighbor asked 5-year-old Tommy Anderson how he liked it.
“It’s great,” Tommy said. “I have my very own room and my brother Alex has his own room, and Jamie has her own room too! But poor mom, she is still with dad…”
Monday, January 7, 2008
Positive Thought for the Day
I will be trying to put Postivities on daily. A lot of self help authors say to repeat Postivities daily and put them in the present as if it is already a reality not in the future because the subconsious mind will keep what your working toward in the future. So I will be posting Postivities that you can repeat daily
Positivity
I have a clear vision of what I want to accomplish.
I deserve all good that life has to offer.
"We must stop planning, plotting and scheming, and let Infinite
Intelligence solve the problem in its own way."
-- Florence Shinn
"If you fail to go within, you will go without."
-- Neal Donald Walsch
From The Daily Motivator
One little corner
There's one little corner of your life where you can make an improvement today. Take the opportunity to do so.
There's one little corner of the world where you can make a difference right now. Go ahead and be the person to make that difference.
One little corner may not seem like much. One little corner may not appear to be worth the trouble.
Yet when you get things working well in that one little corner, something wonderful happens. You discover how delightful, inspiring, fulfilling and compelling the experience of achievement can be.
And then you start looking for other little corners where you can work the same magic. One little corner after another, you begin to have a major positive impact.
To achieve great things requires no great effort, just a modest effort repeated again and again. Start right now by improving one little corner, and you're on your way to change the world.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Learning to Talk
There was a man who couldn't talk and he wanted to learn how.
So he went to an oprera and heard the singer go "Meeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeemeeeeeeee."
Next he went to a pottery store and heard a salesman going "Forks and knives, forks and knives."
Next, in the street he heard a kid go "He stole my lollipop!"
He walked around all day learning these phrases. While he was practicing he accidently walked on a murder scene and practically tripped over the dead guy in the street. Before he knows it, he's talking to a policeman who asks "Who killed this man?"
"Meeeeemeeeeemeeeeee"
"Well, how did you kill him?"
"Forks and knives, forks and Knives"
"But why did you kill him?"
"He stole my lollipop!"
"Okay, you're coming with me mister!"
Positivity
I have a clear vision of what I want to accomplish.
I deserve all good that life has to offer.
"We must stop planning, plotting and scheming, and let Infinite
Intelligence solve the problem in its own way."
-- Florence Shinn
"If you fail to go within, you will go without."
-- Neal Donald Walsch
From The Daily Motivator
One little corner
There's one little corner of your life where you can make an improvement today. Take the opportunity to do so.
There's one little corner of the world where you can make a difference right now. Go ahead and be the person to make that difference.
One little corner may not seem like much. One little corner may not appear to be worth the trouble.
Yet when you get things working well in that one little corner, something wonderful happens. You discover how delightful, inspiring, fulfilling and compelling the experience of achievement can be.
And then you start looking for other little corners where you can work the same magic. One little corner after another, you begin to have a major positive impact.
To achieve great things requires no great effort, just a modest effort repeated again and again. Start right now by improving one little corner, and you're on your way to change the world.
-- Ralph Marston
Joke
Learning to Talk
There was a man who couldn't talk and he wanted to learn how.
So he went to an oprera and heard the singer go "Meeeeeeeeeeemeeeeeemeeeeeeee."
Next he went to a pottery store and heard a salesman going "Forks and knives, forks and knives."
Next, in the street he heard a kid go "He stole my lollipop!"
He walked around all day learning these phrases. While he was practicing he accidently walked on a murder scene and practically tripped over the dead guy in the street. Before he knows it, he's talking to a policeman who asks "Who killed this man?"
"Meeeeemeeeeemeeeeee"
"Well, how did you kill him?"
"Forks and knives, forks and Knives"
"But why did you kill him?"
"He stole my lollipop!"
"Okay, you're coming with me mister!"
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